Spoiler alert; I got a big, fat F on my colonoscopy. Yep. They couldn’t complete it. The doc wants me to come back. Mmmm I really went into the whole event giving it my all. I read the directions of the prep ahead of time. I stocked up on liquids, ensuring I didn’t eat any… Read More Epic Fail – At Least I Tried.
“Honey, never forget you’re awesome… you’re just sitting in the wrong seat, on the wrong bus,” my girlfriend said, consoling me. Wrong bus. I’m banging on the door, begging the bus driver to stop so I don’t miss my stop. He ignores me and keeps driving. The more I beg to get off, the faster… Read More Wrong Bus